As you know, I am in excellent physical shape and have a perfect body. I am always reasonable as long as everyone agrees with everything I say and do. If anyone disses me or disagrees with me, then I will kick his ass.

Problem is all these slobs are so jealous of my good looks, perfect body and the fact that I get so much attention from chicks. This was probably just a jealousy thing by a fat Canadian slob pretending to be an Arab. What do you think?  

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde