4 guys playing poker one night, when one of them leans back and yells into the kitchen:

Woman! Heat the water up up for me!

No please and no thank you. The rest of the guys all chuckle. Wow you sure are imposing your will on your new wife aren't you? They remark.

You better believe it, he replies smugly. If you think i'm going to wash the dishes in cold water, you got another thing coming! 

Stay safe.

Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?