All cats here MUST live in dustbins and get their own food

Pain relief is available from the booze souq

Playing baseball is banned just in case you get a pinata and have a party

We eat only meat...camel on Fridays

Phrophalatics available just shout 'DUREX' in supermarket

Talking to your Mother is banned because they only screw you up.

seriously dear you'll be fine here....plenty of mad cat women in Qatar