you could just tell your hypocrite boyfriend/husband to get stuffed.

there are plenty of muslim and hindu men trying to have sex every which way but loose, and who go out boozing it up.   who are they to criticize?

my wife was living in the UK for a while studying english, and all the GCC "men" who were studying there were trying to shag anything that moved.  they were also in the pub all the time.

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