LOL canary apparently i need to do the part where i slip into a nice skirt and put on a couple of square water melons in order to get her attention as she's only after sporty females! alas! 

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When U R on the road to Success Drive Slow & Give way to do whats right, enjoy the ride...coz when you are finally at the top people will look up and say - Look at that Successful Arsehole