but i did go for swimming lessons and that too i was the only baboon being taught in the pool with little kids plus i couldnt even float myself in the deep side i missed drowning many a times so then God said "My son i have given u many a talents.........but please for Christs sake stay away from the damn water!!" i think that was the 11th commandment

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot