Me: Hello good morning Mr. ......., this is ...... from .....
Someone: Hello, ... Hello, ... Hello, ...
Me: This is ..... from ...... can i speak to Mr. ......?
Someone: HELLO, who is this? What do you want?
Me: I'm ..... from ....., and you are Mr. ....., am i right?
Someone: Oh yeah ... it's me ... what do u want now?
[Don't ask me after all of this not to be pissed of ...]
Me: Oh nothing, just wanted to say Hi ... and hang up the phone ...

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)