I was just really greatful my mum wasnt sitting next to me....
She wouldn't have seen the funny side at ALL....she is very literal.

She has never understood the purpose of thongs because, 'they don't cover you properly so they don't keep you warm'

and She has never understood why any girl buys shoes they she can't walk in, 'What good is a pair of shoes if they are not sturdy walkers?'