Happy New Year to you. Sorry about offending all you Scottish folk and even sorrier about the oxymoron.
My excuse is that:
1. I am American
2. I don't understand Scottish people when they speak
3. Us yanks spell whiskey with an 'e'
4. I didn't know that Scotland was part of the UK. I thought you guys had declared independence and had a separate parliament where everyone wears kilts and speaks Scottish. Don't tell me it ain't so.
Happy New Year to you. Sorry about offending all you Scottish folk and even sorrier about the oxymoron.
My excuse is that:
1. I am American
2. I don't understand Scottish people when they speak
3. Us yanks spell whiskey with an 'e'
4. I didn't know that Scotland was part of the UK. I thought you guys had declared independence and had a separate parliament where everyone wears kilts and speaks Scottish. Don't tell me it ain't so.
Gee, will you ever forgive me?
The beatings will continue until morale improves.