There was me, The Queen, Charles and Camilla, Posh Spice, Geoff Boycott, Dale Winton, Jade from Big Brother fame and the Man from Del Monte. Apparantly they wanted to keep it small and classy. It was a good until Jade and Camilla started fighting over the Mince Pies.

Humanity is simply a parade of fools....and im right at the front twirling the biggest baton anyones ever seen.