Now your true colours are coming out John Boy..........the only time a pay for a women is at a divorce court ( damn expensive too)....whats with the Y...........hope that stands for Y as in S?XY.........no cant be..... aint that lucky.........damn it no Jasper....how am I going to get to meet her.....

URGENT MESSAGE TO SCARLETT
RE: RETURN JASPER

Dear Scarlett, due to unforeseen circumstances I require the services of Jasper for tonight. Could you please send him home as the need is quite urgent ( can say that again). Oh and could you be so kind and ask him to drop by the Chemist and get some ( how I am going to put this so she doesnt cotton on)special Latex ballons sold in a nice small packet of 3....dont forget to tell him to get black ones (goes with name guys).
Thank you in advance