this reminds me of a little joke where 2 kids a boy and a girl are playing and comparing who's got better toys...at the end the boy pulls down his pants and says "look here i have one of these" the girl thinks for a moment and lifts up her skirt saying "look here, with one of these i can get as many of your THAT"

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