thanks Canary - I am going to start marketing a
DIY church in a box package for the newly arrived Chritian Expat
'No need to crucify yourself getting to communion' - my slogan

actually if anybody has been a naughty boy I have 1/2 litre of holy water from the shrine of our lady of fatima in Portugal..

It is under my sink between the cleaning fluid and rum...
and I am NOT joking!