She and Prince Phil were both in the war. I think they were on the allied side because Buckingham Palace got bombed. You guys were having big difficulties until the Yanks came in and helped you win it. We then kidnapped lots of your women and took them to the states.

I know this is true. It was in a movie with Richard Gere called Yanks.

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. Mahatma Gandhi