I was out with friends one evening in a car and needed the bathroom badly. After searching for a public toilet or an open McDonalds I decided I'd just have to relive myself anywhere!
So my friend parked near a small alley and I went as far down so I was out of site from the road.
What I didn't know was the other end of the Alley was a night club and it was closing time!
I was in mid flow when people started coming towards me...and you know what it's like, once you start you can't stop....so I just had to carry on and just said 'Hi' as they all walked past laughing at me.

When I got back to the car my friends were in hysterics as they had seen all the people coming out the alley way! Glad they found it funny!!!! LOL