1. when you have a problem, do not go to authorities. They will deport the victim
2. by default, Arabs do not respect neighborhood
3. when harassed, do not complain. just surrender and beg
4. if you want peaceful life, live as a detective
5. streets are not for driving cars. streets are for playing football
6. if your neighbor throw an egg at your villa or car, send him a flower
7. green fields and playgrounds are just for decoration
8. if we need peace, we have to find a house which is 10 miles away from civilization.

come on guys. does this make sense?