123 - you could try setting fire to:
ghutras
long beards
anyone who spits
anyone who crashes into my car

Everytime i have a discipline issue I offer to re-design their thobes with felt tips... that could be fun.
one of my students sprayed another one with furniture polish today... i am thinking of subsituting the can for spray paint tomorrow...that could be loads of fun!

you could shoot cats.

a guess the dullness of your life reflects the people you hang out with!