" Brits get snooty when speaking to anyone other than themselves."

It sounds 'snooty' because we havent destroyed the language to make it simple to understand. It was cultivated through hundreds of years of culture. Americans simplified so you could spell it as it sounds.
( It mite luk lyk this in the fewcha)

"Maybe one of these days Brits will learn there are actual other languages than their own"

From a Country where only 12% of the population have left the States and most couldnt find Iraq or Britain on a map. Insular at its finest!!

"Brits use the back of the fork because they haven't learned how to cut and use the correct side of a fork"

Why would Americans need a fork for KFC, MacDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, ( the list is endless.)

Im being defensive not offensive. However ( in my best American accent), "if your gonna bring it..bring it"

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