Americans only need one utensil to eat their main course... which they use to drag (not cut because it is a fork)the food apart and then shovel it in.

I also resent being called a guy as in Hey you guys!
A kid is a baby goat and not a child.
i detest when someone says 'gee your accent is so cute!'
Also smart is well dressed not intelligent.

I hate the way they turn nouns into verbs.
network - networking dialogue - dialoguing

I hate they way they talk in bloody psycho babble regurgitated from talk shows and self help books.
ie. i have personal issues i am learning to acknowledge in a non-confrontational way thru supportive group therapy.

I do love Richard 123 who is the epitome of the erudite gentleman.