To dream
The impossible dream
To reach
The unreachable star

blah blah blah

IKEA opening up shop has been the perenial rumour for aeons. Until the powers that be (i.e. those that own Homes R Us and Home Centre) allow IKEA into this country, it's not going to happen.

I've been holding my breath so long I'm turning various colours of turqoise, let alone blue.