He isn't a tea boy because:
a) he has no kettle
b) he has no tea pot
c) he has no real tea
d) he has no strainer
e) he has no tea cosy

It is just an aspiration from a humble albanian peasant alas....

Maybe jauntie and I will have a chrimbo whip round to try and help him...
I will knit a cosy and a matching bobble hat in Albanian national colours