"A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do
they do here?" He is told; first they put you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man
does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out
the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he
comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of >people
waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told,
"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day."!"But that is exactly the same as
all
the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a
confirmed >employee, so he comes in, signs the register and goes to the
canteen!!

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.