Michael returned from a doctor's visit
one day and told his wife Anna that the
doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, Anna asked Michael
to love with her. Of course, he agreed,
and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Michael went to Anna again
and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left
to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Anna agrees and again they make love.
Later, Michael is getting into bed when he realized
he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
her shoulder and said, "Honey, Please? Just one more
time before I die." Anna agreed, than afterwards
she rolled over and fell asleep.
Michael, however, heard the clock ticking in his head and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped her
shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we..." Anna sat up abruptly, turned to Michael and said,

"Listen Michael, I have to get up in the morning...
AND YOU DON'T!!"

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