A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
> said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
> because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
>
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
>
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> human; it was physically impossible.
>
> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
>
> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
>
> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.