Ah, the old battle of the sexes. I found this today(see link below) and I'm still laughing. Try and make a carefully reasoned response, and no babbling now! j/k :D

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=205342d958571e15558d

I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.