Question: What is the difference between men and puppies? J

Answer: Puppies grow up.

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Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

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Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

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Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares?????.....

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Question: What did God say after he created man?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

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Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

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Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Answer: (i) no mind (ii) no business

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Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?

Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

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Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

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Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

Answer: Exchange him!!

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Question: Why do men like smart women?

Answer: Opposites attract.