Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Missus
was never too happy about it, either. So one night sh hides in the cemetery
and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up
from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming,
"Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's
to Hell I'll take ye'". Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who
the hell ARE you?". Too that the Missus replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned
old fool". To which Flaherty remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm
married to yer sister."

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.