There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a
French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle,a
genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the
bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimmingpools, I will giveeach of
you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump,you shout What you
want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,jumped and
shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when
suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool andshouted,
"SH** !!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never Know what it will land you inact when it happens.