A man is getting into the shower just as his wife isfinishing up
her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens
the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 just to drop
that towel that you have on". After thinking for a
moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, handsover $800 and
quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the
woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back
to the bathroom,her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"