Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice & yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up & down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers & then picked up her winnings & her clothes &quickly left. The dealers starred at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
You twisted my arm:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice & yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up & down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers & then picked up her winnings & her clothes &quickly left. The dealers starred at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
~ your thoughts create your reality ~