A girl comes home from school one day with a question on her mind, and goes to her mother for an answer.
Mother," she asks, "what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
Her mother is thoughtful for a moment, and then replies, "Well, I'll tell you what, honey. Go and ask your father if he'd sleep with Auntie Doris up the road for a million dollars."
The girl is confused, but follows her mother's instructions, and proceeds into the kitchen. When she returns, she tells mother, "He said he would, Mum..."
Her mother again looks thoughtful, and so the girl asks, "Now will you teach me the difference between potential and reality?"'
The mother says, "I will, honey, but first, go ask your brother if he'd sleep with Auntie Doris up the road for a million dollars." Eeeuuuuwww.. The girl is even more puzzled, but does as her mother says.
After she returns from her brother's room, she says, "Yes, mum, he said he would sleep with Auntie Doris up the road for a million dollars. Now will you teach me the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The mother looks at her daughter, and says, "Alright sweetie, think about this: Potentially, we've got two million dollars, but realistically - we're just living with a couple of male sluts."
A girl comes home from school one day with a question on her mind, and goes to her mother for an answer.
Mother," she asks, "what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
Her mother is thoughtful for a moment, and then replies, "Well, I'll tell you what, honey. Go and ask your father if he'd sleep with Auntie Doris up the road for a million dollars."
The girl is confused, but follows her mother's instructions, and proceeds into the kitchen. When she returns, she tells mother, "He said he would, Mum..."
Her mother again looks thoughtful, and so the girl asks, "Now will you teach me the difference between potential and reality?"'
The mother says, "I will, honey, but first, go ask your brother if he'd sleep with Auntie Doris up the road for a million dollars." Eeeuuuuwww.. The girl is even more puzzled, but does as her mother says.
After she returns from her brother's room, she says, "Yes, mum, he said he would sleep with Auntie Doris up the road for a million dollars. Now will you teach me the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The mother looks at her daughter, and says, "Alright sweetie, think about this: Potentially, we've got two million dollars, but realistically - we're just living with a couple of male sluts."
~ your thoughts create your reality ~