Have a goldmine of pure English(ie UK) Anglo-Saxon terminology that would make your delicate colonial ears....er, do something or other! :D

A bit prissy in N America at some of my language last time I was there, tis the land of the free until it comes to some plain speaking Anglo-Saxon profanities. LOL

I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.