I've been married for 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot-looking 18 year old.
Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" plasma-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot-looking 18 year old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment with no car, no TV, no money and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
I've been married for 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot-looking 18 year old.
Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" plasma-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot-looking 18 year old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment with no car, no TV, no money and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.