1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking ("Okay merci kteer, yallah bye!")
2) You call a night club "a Night" and Dunkin' Donuts "the Dunkin'"
3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer
4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses
5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime
6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese
8) You are so "class" while everyone else are "nawar"
10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes
11) Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant
12) You can't do anything in life unless you have a "wasta" (connections)
13) You have about 40 cousins
15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know
16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights, where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss politics
17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news
18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa
19) You bought your drivering license
20) You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell phone every month
21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right?
22) You dress like you're going clubbing all day everyday, probably because you do.
23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to another girl who looks better than you
24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding
25) When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you
26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon, but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends
27) The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill
28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words
29) You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Beirut is not just a drinking game
30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as "Cuz" or "Bro"
31) Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the latest family drama
32) There is no such thing as quiet time
33) You know there is another meaning for "kiss" and "tease"
34) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese
35) Going to church is a fashion show
36) You have at least one gold chain with a cedar tree or a cross on it
37) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool
38) You are always right!
1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking ("Okay merci kteer, yallah bye!")
2) You call a night club "a Night" and Dunkin' Donuts "the Dunkin'"
3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer
4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses
5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime
6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese
8) You are so "class" while everyone else are "nawar"
10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes
11) Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant
12) You can't do anything in life unless you have a "wasta" (connections)
13) You have about 40 cousins
15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know
16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights, where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss politics
17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news
18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa
19) You bought your drivering license
20) You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell phone every month
21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right?
22) You dress like you're going clubbing all day everyday, probably because you do.
23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to another girl who looks better than you
24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding
25) When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you
26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon, but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends
27) The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill
28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words
29) You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Beirut is not just a drinking game
30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as "Cuz" or "Bro"
31) Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the latest family drama
32) There is no such thing as quiet time
33) You know there is another meaning for "kiss" and "tease"
34) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese
35) Going to church is a fashion show
36) You have at least one gold chain with a cedar tree or a cross on it
37) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool
38) You are always right!