"Hello, I've come for a good argument"
"Thats $15 for five minutes please"
"Ok there you are"
"Yes?"
"Have we started?"
"Started what?"
"The argument, I just paid you $15 for an argument"
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"No you didn't!"
"Did!"
"Didn't!"
"Did!"
"Didn't!"
"Hang on, this isn't an argument this is just contridiction, the automatic gainsay of your opponents stance!"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"Isn't!"
"Is!"
"Isn't!
"Is!"
"Thank you! Times up"
"That was never five minutes!"
"Yes it was!"
"No it wasn't!"
"Was!"
"Wasn't!"
"Was!"
"Wasn't!"
"Was!......oh,I've had enough of this!"

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