Humour, humour, humour! and self-deprecating humour! That is the gift us filthy westerners have as a birthright.
You dont have it, 99.9% of non-westerners have it in spades - but you are a f***wit.

Enjoy your life.
So glad to get that off my chest. :D Now... anyone for a drink?

I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.