and praise must also go to Americans streamlining other country's cuisine. Such as Mexican cuisine now being Taco Bell which is ready to go in a couple of minutes....
3 cheers to Taco Bell

Who wants a table cloth and cutlery?

Americans have wonderfully streamlined the use of cutlery too... no need for a silly knife and fork. Just use your fork to push your food round and tear it into rough lumps, and then shovel it in your mouth - leaving your other hand free for the remote control