Is it safe?

It is a war zone here, we all wear bullet proof jackets and some of us do not make it back home. beware

Are there any deadly creatures like scorpions about?
Loads of them, they are everywhere... So if you make it home from the random shooting and looting scorpions will get yah

Are there any tropical diseases to be worried about?
Desert is the perfect climate for all the tropical disease you can think of... So if you make it home and scorpions don't get yah... tropical disease will

Is the road safety issue I have read about dangerous enough for me to be worried about my children?
It is a big issue, we have adopted, now we have fitted engines and wheels to coffins, so it makes it easy to lay to rest, due to long line of accident victums.

Are cockroaches a problem?
No ma'am no roaches here.

See yah soon... or not