I keep my wife strapped to the bes with duct tape because she says before I leave for teh office that she wants to work...

I keep telling her no and tape her up starting at 3 in the morning but darned if she isn't teaching school by 7 AM in the morning. I just can't handle this woman. I feel like Fredo in Godfather with his wife. Can you beat this???? I don't have a brother like Al Pacino to take care of my light work.....