Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch!
I already edited these Q%A's. Sorry if it is kinda green.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
I already edited these Q%A's. Sorry if it is kinda green.
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