Some idiot snagged my rental by the rear fender while he was trying to cut behind me, while we were trapped in traffic. This was a minute or so after we saw him tap the pickup in front of him...while staring right at it. It was the most amazing sight.

This guy was about 200 years old, coke bottle glasses, huge smile, completely unaware of anything. Called the cops, and we all went down to the station by the wholesale market.

What a bloody pain. The guy didn't have insurance. He tried to spin a crap yarn about how I cut him off. Luckily, the cops saw through his line of gargage.

The scratch on the car cost us days of screwing around with paper work for the cops and rental company. What a pain.

It's like the wild west with SUV's and hirecars instead of horses.