I'm so sorry my ex-pat and Qatari brothers and sisters I was merely trying to brighten up my day by laughing at my own jokes...a very very sad thing to do but in my defence i am in desperate need of some fun in my life other than beer, vodka, whisky, women, driving fast cars, junk food and gambling.

I'm sorry....please forgive.....I will go and hurt myself now to make up for my childish humour....