An English church minister was seated next to a Sardarji on a flight to Mumbai.
After the plane was airborne, orders for drinks were taken. The Sardarji asked for a rum and coke, which was poured and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the church minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust: "I'd rather be r a p e d by a dozen w h o r e s than let liquor touch my lips."
The Sardarji then handed his drink back to the attendant and said: "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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