You like long walks on the beach....wont be long as you will trip over all the rubbish left by the locals (got to be some of the most disgusting beaches I have ever seen), holding hands....you can get locked up for that if your not careful, fine wine....you cant be muslim as they're not supposed to drink (ha yeah right thats why alcoholism is one of the major problems for locals), classical music....the delightful sounds of diggers at 5am and the constant honking of ignorant drivers, sacrificing goats to various deities....so you have lived here over a Ramadan period then, Comedy routine at a local bar....what bars?, you like children and cute furry animals....paedophilia and beastiality in one go nice touch, you would like to meat (nice spelling by the way) someone 5'9"....do you carry a tape measure with you or go by rough guestimate?, and under 125 pounds....well that counts out someone wearing the black stealth suit, $500 dollar perfume....your no cheapskate then, obviously a woman would expect you to buy that for her on all birthdays/christmas etc, your BO....wouldnt worry about that to much Steve, havent you noticed that half of Doha smells like open sewers as well.
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You like long walks on the beach....wont be long as you will trip over all the rubbish left by the locals (got to be some of the most disgusting beaches I have ever seen), holding hands....you can get locked up for that if your not careful, fine wine....you cant be muslim as they're not supposed to drink (ha yeah right thats why alcoholism is one of the major problems for locals), classical music....the delightful sounds of diggers at 5am and the constant honking of ignorant drivers, sacrificing goats to various deities....so you have lived here over a Ramadan period then, Comedy routine at a local bar....what bars?, you like children and cute furry animals....paedophilia and beastiality in one go nice touch, you would like to meat (nice spelling by the way) someone 5'9"....do you carry a tape measure with you or go by rough guestimate?, and under 125 pounds....well that counts out someone wearing the black stealth suit, $500 dollar perfume....your no cheapskate then, obviously a woman would expect you to buy that for her on all birthdays/christmas etc, your BO....wouldnt worry about that to much Steve, havent you noticed that half of Doha smells like open sewers as well.
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