esl the stereotype of murdering people (from the ken bigley joke)

Sakercock if you could possibly be stupid enough to do anything after publically threatening me in writing then I pity you.

Besides I would never ever want to come within spitting distance of a stinking little creature such as yourself so you'll have to guess my address or just go around killing all the good looking westerners in town till you get me.

Loser.

Go and grow up and play with your animals