If you choose Rumania, you could always start a small business, they still use goats for renovating the lawn areas "flymos are us".
As For the excess goats im sure you could do a deal with sheebu's disgraced husband- its a win win situation.
One point to consider 50% of the women have gained employment outside Rumania to view these delights you would need to be in Bulgaria, Morocco, Tunisia etc etc - all night work you understand
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