Things that happened on Diwali

Things that happened on Diwali
1: Govt declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra.One promotions ...!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched Ra.One . Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval .
3: SRK fired a 150 Cr firework but it fizzled.
4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!
7: Nai chala Ra.One ab SRK bolega Buy.One and Get.One Aur ek week ke baad bolega Ra.One coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.One
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than awife (some of you know who I'm indicting here) - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get Ra.One under Lokpal bill...!
Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: Breaking News...! Crocin,Dis prin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol,Di clomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after Ra.One's release
12: As SRK hates losing & hate messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now we know why he joined Google+ before Ra.One release.
13: Faking News: 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.One!
14: Jeeravan (G.One & Ra.One) of Indore his SRK's Favourite Masala, so he names the movie character's name over it.
15: Expecting RAJNI.ONE TO COME & SAVE THEM !!! Ra.One” actually stood for RAjiniCant's ONE-minute cameo.
16: If You Never Slept In A Movie, Ra.One Can Make It Possible For You.
17: Question For You - Ra.One Rs. 150cr & Bar.One Rs. 5. Which one is better???