The beach....

I'm heading to Sealine beach on the 1st of October for a bit of sun, sea and sand. Hopefully a bit of jet ski-ing also if they hire them out there. Maybe even a cold beer in the evening. I've got a car with 3 spair seats. Anybody care to join me? Anybody got a cool box and a tent?
The front seat passenger seat of the car will be reserved for any nice looking bird that comes along.
Cheers!
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!!!!
I kid you not my friend. Do you need a lift?
your kiddin me right
I appreciate your advice but going at this rate I will be going myself!
But hey ho, I'm sure I'll meet some people there!
Peace out!
For the record I wasn't looking for any self-respecting people anyway.
Just to make it really irristable... I have cigars and pistachio nuts by the bucket load.
Ok...one at a time...
3 seats... going...going....
I was being deadly serious! Did I pick the wrong beach? I take it you are really interested but are put off by the tent? OK, I give in, a blanket will do.
Of course I'm being serious. I'll be dead in 30 years.
So, I'll change the beach. I'm new here give me a break.
So. any takers? Hey this is free!