TINTU MON STRIKES AGAIN..... LOL
Muthassi
Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!
Punishment
Tintumon:"Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?"
Teacher:"Orikkalumilla."
Tintumon:"Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!"
Chenda
Tintumon:"Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?"
Achan:"Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum."
Tintumon:"Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku.."
Strong Love
Tintumon to girlfriend: "Theegolangal panju vannalum, Kodumkattu veeshi adichalum njan ninne swantham aakkum…..
Girlfriend: naale varumo chetta?
Tintumon: Nokkatte, mazha illengil varam…
Bio Practical Exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name ?
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.
Maths Question
Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
professor
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"
Interview
malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???
Poor Models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon FTV noki achanod
" acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?"
Achan: " avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon: " ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please "
Future
Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon– want to help deepa.
Mahabharatham
Tintumon: Amme teacherkku bhayankara maraviya.
Amma: Athenna
Tintumon: Teacher boardil Mahabharatham annu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu arennu.
Nithyabhyasi
Teacher : “NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM” ,”MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM”
ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?
Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!
Swargathilekulla Vazhi
Tintu monte schoolil vanna prabashakan tintuvinod stagilekulla vazhi chothikunnu
vazhi kanichukodutha tintuvinodu prabashakan: kutti ente prasankamund ‘SWARKATHILEKULLA VAZHI’ enathanu vishayam.
Tintumon: stagilekulla vazhi ariyatha nigalano swarkathilekulla vazhi kanikunnath
Laziest Inventor
teacher: who is the laziest inventor of all the time ?
Tintumon: the guy who invented snooze in ALARM
Advise
Achan: pinnitta vazhikalilude nadakkarudu ennu parayunnathu enthukondu?
Tintumon: Sneham kondu. PIN ente kaalil tharachu kayarathirikkanalle !
Registration
pathram vayikkunna achan- “ho! keralathil ithavana 653 sthreepeedanam registr cheydhu”
tintumon: ”entammo ippo oru sthree peedanam nadathan registrtion ellam cheyyano dhaivame..”
Tintumonte Veedu
Tintumon: Veetinnu vila kudiyathellam mattiko ente kuutukaran varunnundu.
Amma: Entha, avan moshtikkumo??
Tintumon: Illa. Avanu avante sadhanam kandal manasilakum atha!!
Wife
Teacher : Legal Voting Age For Boys -18 years….Legal Marying Age For Boys-21 Years….What Is Proved?
Tintumon :’Its Tougher to Control A Wife Than country’
Amma
Amma Tintuvinode: “Eda Nee Oru vishyathinenkilum Jaichittuvenum enikku marikkan”
Tintu: Amma marikkathirikkanalle Njaan Onninum Jaikkathathu.
Tintumon Style
Tintu: You look like my Girlfriend.
Girl: (Surprisingly):oh…! What’s your Girlfriend Name?.
Tintumon:I have no Girl friend ,not yet…!!!!
Shabarimala
Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks :
Hey, hw many miles 2 sabarimala.?
Tintu: Ther is no miles in sabarimala, some simhams and pulees..only!
Wrong Answer
Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon: "Wrong answer"
Geography
Teacher: "Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?"
Tintumon: "Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !"
Correction
Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!
Correction
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
Tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
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