YOU MIGHT BE A PHOTOGRAPHER IF:
YOU MIGHT BE A PHOTOGRAPHER IF:
•You have nightmares of people using the “P mode”
you put a smile on your face seeing people using Automatic mode with flash for night or Fireworks..
•You have 30,000 family photos neatly categorized in Lightroom and zero photos of you.
•When at a car dealership, you translate the price of a car in your head to “Six Nikon D4s.” Your last power bill cost two mon
opods.
•You are frequently greeted with “What are you taking a picture of?!?” instead of “hello.”
•You’d rather buy the shirt that more closely resembles 18% gray
•Your carry-on is heavier than your checked bags
•You describe disgusting old dilapidated barns and buildings as “beautiful”
•Number of lenses > Pairs of shoes you own
•You’re now on your fifth tripod, and you finally decide it’s time to buy a Gitzo
•When performing daily duties, you adjust the angle of your head or change your line of vision for a more interesting composition
•You look at a desk full of tax returns and wonder how you could photograph the stack
•Everyone hands you their cameras at family events and says”take some photos for me”
•You pity, and judge, members of the public when you see them using their big, fancy dSLR in… automatic…
•The sign “no flash photography” means nothing to you and makes you laugh, because YOU don’t need a flash
•While wearing polarizing sunglasses, you rotate your head left and right to assess what impact your circular polarizing filter might have on a potential shot
